Current mood:

giddy

Random ramblings about stuff.




Seriously, what the hell? Yeah, I'm not quite Jonah Falcon, but my cock is more than capable of being saluted. This just wants to make me sing the Oak Ridge Boys...

My wanger is American made
Born and bred in the U. S. of A
From its big purple head to my bouncy round balls
My wanger is American made

OK, I'm moving on now...



I snagged a K-rad l33t hax0r 4n4rc|-|y 4eva text file on binaural beats a few months ago, and as the resolute skeptic that I am, I just had to try this shit to prove that it was complete bunk...

Well, it's not. I mean, seriously, having a 2hz hum in your ear shouldn't be able to stop dental pain, that's fucking crazy talk for hippies and racists. But it fucking worked...TWICE. Ditto for my cold that cleared right up before I even got it, even though everyone at both home and work was sick as a dog. And that's not even getting into how this shit seems to have fixed most of my mental problems and I feel better than I have since, well, EVER. This is not the delusional schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage talking because I don't have it anymore. And I really do get trails from the frequency that's supposed to simulate acid, but I'm not sure if that's really working because I've never been able to procure the real thing. Does anyone even make actual LSD anymore besides the Rainbow Family and the occasional MIT student?

I've been using Gnaural to generate them (gotta love those free-software Marxists who don't believe in things like copyrights or bathing), and using this list as a jumping off point for creating beat programs. Go on, give it a whirl, fuck around, it's free because I haven't figured exactly how to market this yet.



Erleichda.

That is all.